Celebrates hattrick goals Superman-style.
Can somehow manage to look evil and adorable at the same time.
Maybe by the time he's 30 he'll be able to grow a complete playoff beard.
Has a caboose so magnificent that has its own tributes on Youtube.
I don't know if this is him or not, since we never get to see him act retarded, but I like to believe it is. What a sweater.
He won the Cup, motherfucker!
Happy Birthday, Sidney! Try not being wholesome just for a day, okay? ;D